What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning ?!
Answers:
Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the longboat till he’s sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Cut off his willy with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Take him, shake him and try an' wake him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put Ryan in the brig until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in bed/the brig/the hold with the captain's daughter, (3×)[1]
Early in the morning!
You haven't seen the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Keelhaul the man until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3x)
Early in the morning!
Pull out the plug and wet him all over, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Keelhaul him, keelhaul him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Hold 'im down an' lick his eyeballs, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Set him polishing up the brasswork, (3×)
Early in the morning!
'Round with the rum and scotch and whiskey, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Go to the market and buy some apples, (3x)
Early in the morning!
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Early in the morning!
Put him in the longboat till he’s sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Cut off his willy with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the scuppers with a hose-pipe on him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Take him, shake him and try an' wake him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put Ryan in the brig until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in bed/the brig/the hold with the captain's daughter, (3×)[1]
Early in the morning!
You haven't seen the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Keelhaul the man until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3x)
Early in the morning!
Pull out the plug and wet him all over, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im the hair of the dog that bit him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put him in the scuppers with a hosepipe on him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Take 'im and shake 'im and try an' wake 'im, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Soak 'im in oil till he sprouts a flipper, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Put 'im in charge of an Exxon tanker, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Keelhaul him, keelhaul him, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Hold 'im down an' lick his eyeballs, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Set him polishing up the brasswork, (3×)
Early in the morning!
'Round with the rum and scotch and whiskey, (3×)
Early in the morning!
Go to the market and buy some apples, (3x)
Early in the morning!
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Give him a shower and put him to bed!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Give him a mimosa & a bathWww@FoodAQ@Com
Steal his boat!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
boat him to chinaWww@FoodAQ@Com
tell him to get out of my bedWww@FoodAQ@Com
