What's the funniest anti-veg remark you've ever heard?!
For me it was if I don't eat eggs, where am I going to get my vitamin C!?
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Okay, I wasn't going to but I just have to play this one (even if I'm late to the party) because it still makes me laugh!. I've posted it before (and it was found here in a question about vegan pregnancy) but you'll understand why I repeat it (as copied word for word):
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The way you eat may change whether you have a healthy baby, or one of those hand-held deformed ones!. also vegetarian eating habits have been known to spur certain behaviors in children once born!. If you don't want your child to end up as a serial rapist or murderer, then you should eat like an American!.
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That one floored me!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
There's this guy I know who is always trying to tell me about the perils of my vegetarianism and how I surely have protein and iron deficiencies and will probably die due to lack of meat and today I was talking about how excited I was about Christmas and he says that my being vegetarian is terrible because I can't actually participate in Christmas, when I asked him why he says "Well like duh, you have to be against the idea of Christmas and Santa Claus because he exploits reindeer in order to fly from house to house!" I thought it was hilarious and the funniest thing was that he was serious!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I was talking to a non-vegetarian friend of mine, and she always forgets that I am a vegetarian!. One day we were talking about food and she started talking about BBQ and how much she loves all the meat and everything!. I didn't say too much, and then she remembered that I'm vegetarian!. She quickly said (with a look of horror on her face): "I'm so sorry!. I didn't mean to talk about meat like that in front of you!!"
(She's a diehard carnivore and thinks vegetarians are freaks, so her comment made me laugh!.)Www@FoodAQ@Com
(She's a diehard carnivore and thinks vegetarians are freaks, so her comment made me laugh!.)Www@FoodAQ@Com
I never know whether to laugh or to cry whenever I hear one of these:
Oh, so you just eat chicken & seafood!.
Are you some kind of commie!?
But, that's what animals are *for*!.
Well, *I'm* not gonna do something that Hitler did!.
Animals eat each other, it's the law of the jungle!.
If people didn't eat meat, the planet would be overun with animals!.
Cows & chickens would die out if we didn't raise them as food (!)
It's in the Bible that we *have to* eat meat!.
Horse tastes better than cow anyway!.
When a young relative was told that her vegetarianism is a rejection of God's gift of meat, she quoted a Bible passage promoting vegetarianism-- and was called a "demon" for doing so!
Few years back, the burger chain Carl's Jr!. had a commercial saying "there's a word for ppl who don't like our big, juicy bacon-cheeseburgers---Loser!."Www@FoodAQ@Com
Oh, so you just eat chicken & seafood!.
Are you some kind of commie!?
But, that's what animals are *for*!.
Well, *I'm* not gonna do something that Hitler did!.
Animals eat each other, it's the law of the jungle!.
If people didn't eat meat, the planet would be overun with animals!.
Cows & chickens would die out if we didn't raise them as food (!)
It's in the Bible that we *have to* eat meat!.
Horse tastes better than cow anyway!.
When a young relative was told that her vegetarianism is a rejection of God's gift of meat, she quoted a Bible passage promoting vegetarianism-- and was called a "demon" for doing so!
Few years back, the burger chain Carl's Jr!. had a commercial saying "there's a word for ppl who don't like our big, juicy bacon-cheeseburgers---Loser!."Www@FoodAQ@Com
a girl in my youth group started talking about her anti-vegeterianism beliefs one day to all of us, not knowing I was a vegeterian!. my friends there did, and i think they were really uncomfortable!. my favorite part!?
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why are they made out of meat!?"
Humans are made of meat, sunshine!. That includes you!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
"If God didn't want us to eat animals, why are they made out of meat!?"
Humans are made of meat, sunshine!. That includes you!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
This is a joke I think I heard on Comedy Central!.
"What would happen if a vegetarian got eaten by an animal!? When they are up in heaven and people ask how they die do they say irony!."
I probably mixed up the words but I think its funny!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
"What would happen if a vegetarian got eaten by an animal!? When they are up in heaven and people ask how they die do they say irony!."
I probably mixed up the words but I think its funny!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Now that I know about health, it's always "where do you get your protein from"!?
or
"Where do you get your calcium from"!?
or
"Where do you get your iron from"!?
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"Where do you get your calcium from"!?
or
"Where do you get your iron from"!?
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"Yes because all vegetarians are secretly dead!."
Vegetarians are all zombies sent back in time from the cow overlords of the future!. True story!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Vegetarians are all zombies sent back in time from the cow overlords of the future!. True story!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I'm not vegetarian of meat eater but i Always hear this question
" Do vegetarians eat animal crackers!?"
Hah gets me everytime!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
" Do vegetarians eat animal crackers!?"
Hah gets me everytime!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
quote "But you need to meat to live!" gets me every time simple straight to the point and utterly ridiculous! Yes because all vegetarians are secretly dead!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
When someone asks me why I'm vegan, and I spend two hours in discussion with them, and they are convinced that everything I said was right, they say "Well I love my meat"!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I love it when you're eating out with friends and when we've finished and my meat eater friend says in a pained voice,
"ahh ouch, I should've had the salad"!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
"ahh ouch, I should've had the salad"!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Funniest I've seen is the bumper sticker: Save a cow, eat a vegetarian!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
It is funny when people ask me for how much longer I am going to be a vegetarian!. I became a vegetarian when I was 16 years old and I am 48 years old now!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
AshleyWww@FoodAQ@Com
The absolute beat one I ever heard was!.!.!.wait for it!.!.!.!.!.
"If you don't eat them, they're gonna eat you!."
What a crack up!Www@FoodAQ@Com
"If you don't eat them, they're gonna eat you!."
What a crack up!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Someone once said that I was 'a freak of nature' for just being a veggie!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
If not meat, what else do you eat!? ha ha ha!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
my cow pisses on your lettuce!.!.
courtesy of my Uncle DaveWww@FoodAQ@Com
courtesy of my Uncle DaveWww@FoodAQ@Com
All I have to say is that meat is great for you, anyone who argues this is ridiculous, especially for young men!. Saturated fats boost testosterone levels, protein helps build and maintain muscle mass/strength, helps keep hair and skin healthy, and a long list of other benefits!. I eat more meat then anyone I know, and I'm in great shape!. Here is all the animals I eat in an average day:
14 egg omelette
Whole 6 pound chicken
1/2 pound ham (lunch meat)- low sodium
2 pounds of steak
6-8 pepperoni sticks throughout the day
I make up for the meat that all other vegetarians aren't eating :)Www@FoodAQ@Com
14 egg omelette
Whole 6 pound chicken
1/2 pound ham (lunch meat)- low sodium
2 pounds of steak
6-8 pepperoni sticks throughout the day
I make up for the meat that all other vegetarians aren't eating :)Www@FoodAQ@Com