Why do you think I am a waiter?!
Why do you think I am a waiter?
Answerers, please be aware that this asker is a waiter with job issues. Because vegetarians harass him about food at his job, he feels the compulsion to ask vegetarians and vegans in this section. These are not real questions, they are some kind of revenge for a person who really needs a career change.
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Waiter? I always thought you worked at Mama Wang's House of Love You Long Time Massage Parlor and Car Wash on Route 1.
Because you have admitted that in past posts.
Answerers, please be aware that this asker is a waiter with job issues. Because vegetarians ask him about food at his job, he feels the compulsion to harass vegetarians and vegans in this section. These are not real questions, they are some kind of revenge for a person who really needs a career change.
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He took out the subtext where he talks about being a waiter.
Whether you are any more or not really doesn't matter. You aren't vegetarian or vegan, and you have no curiosity about these subjects, only contempt. You aren't here to engage in any productive or constructive debate. You're only here to harass and stir up trouble if you can, or to post stupid things you think are funny if you can't. There are plenty of other forums here in which you can do that.
I don't think you're a waiter.
I think you're a 39 year old man named John Casey who has nothing better to do with his time than post stupid questions.
Define "harass"? Do people with allergies "harass" him too? If he cant deal with special orders, then he picked the wrong job.
EDIT: veganconscript, thanks for that information. Sometimes it's hard to tell who's kidding and who's just plain stupid. Well this is the last time Im responding to this posters question. Its better to ignore him/her/it-
I was a server in mant different venues for almost 30 years.Why? Mainly the money,you have cash everyday,and claim 3% of the total gross sales so ended up about 10-15 dollars an hour.That's pretty good wages for untrained,very flexible hours.But the work is as hard as you make it,make your steps count,work the room as a whole as opposed to each table.And remember to smile and show genuine knowledge on the menue,it's easy to sell what you like and eat yourself, another more professional way to make appealling things that are not your preference. If you don't like the place or people you work with consider a change to a higher end restaurant.You'll need some training,but the advantages stay with you forever.Maybe you'd like to be a cook or different position better.
Hello again John.
Why did you ignore my request? I know you didn't forget.
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-Keep in touch.
Unless you really don't have any integrity at all..
..how bout you tell the rest of us what you're real job is in life if you aren't a waiter?
Obviously your personal life is so boring you have to use psuedo fantasy situations online to entertain yourself because real life isn't happening for you. If anything your likely jealous of the control, ethics and education most the vegetarians/vegans have that you encounter.
to everyone else, I encourage you to report this guy.
he doesn't post valid questions..it's taking up our time, yahoo's bandwidth, and personally we aren't doing him any favors by giving his ignorance a place to keep blossoming more.
"When is a baby carrot too young to eat?"
"Why did God take my teeth away?"
"Are EX Smokers bigger crybabies than EX Meat Eaters? "
"Can you use a bug zapper to train a cat to pee in the litter box?"
" Is it ok to use duct tape to train my puppy?"
" Is it ok to take my dog to the car wash when she is dirty? "
" Which do you like better?
A Jehova Witness trying to convert you to their religion?
A Vegetarian trying to chave your evil meat eating ways?"
"Would you be interested in going to a movie this weekend with me?"
"Do you wear sandals?
I dont. My toes fell off with gangrene"
"Should police use a French poodle as a police dog for gay offenders?"
and an obvious lie, as if most his other ones probably arent:
"My vegetarian cat ate meat by accident, what should I do?"
He's exploiting peoples time (who don't know his ways)by them thinking he is sincere..instead of allowing knowledgeable people to help those who may have these real questions.
Please help stop this guy (who has nothing to provide to us positively) from draining the resources of other educated people.
Why is it harassment because a customer asks you about food? Is it that you do not care to understand the menu that YOU are trying to sell? It sounds to me like you don't care about your job. Go work in a record store or something (unless you hate rap or rock or country, because I would hate for someone to ask me about something I am supposed to know but refuse to.) Wuss.
Nah I Think Sister Margaret Is A Cool Person. The Question Make Me LoL All The Time. I Know It Might Not Be Real Questions But Who Care... If You Know They Are Faulty Question Then Why Do You Take Time To Answer Them Then?
Waiter Make Make Big Bucks!!!
I didn't think you were a waiter.
I thought you were a clown.
... boom boom!
HEY leave Sister Margaret alone we were actually discussing Twinkies and devil dogs....
I thought you were a hot looking stripper that I met last weekend.
I could be mistaken