If Desperate Dan became a vegetarian......?!
If Desperate Dan became a vegetarian......?
How would you satisfy his passion for cow pie?
If he was coming for lunch, what wholesome alternative would you prepare for him?
BTW. can anybody remember the names of his neice and nephew?
Answers:
danny and katey!!
he would have to have a vegetarian cow, one made of grass
Tofu, beansprout and pine nut pie?
quorn sausage toad in the hole
Lentil pie... (It is actually gorgeous, even my meat eating boyfriend loves it!!!) xxx
Vegetable and smoked tofu pie.
steroids wrapped in pastry
Quorn pie with horns
Quorn or Soya as an alternative to cow meat.... add that in a giant pie!
Some how I don't see Desperate Dan ever turning Vegetarian.... that man loves his meat (or rather cows) too much!