What is your favorite vegetarian comeback?!
What is your favorite vegetarian comeback?
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4 months ago
uh, actually I meant for vegetarians, not against them, haha. So far, all your answers are cute, if somewhat ignorant. :)
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4 months ago
uh, actually I meant for vegetarians, not against them, haha. So far, all your answers are cute, if somewhat ignorant. :)
Lately I've been enjoying this one:
Did you hear they found more cattle infected with mad cow disease? Since they are only testing one out of every 200,000 cows I wonder who ate all the ones they didn't test?
i just love chowing down on meat in front of them
Save a plant...eat a cow...I want beef and I want it now!
i am parte of P.E.T.A People Eat Tastey Animals
I'll tell you the greatest comeback ever. Cows killed Jesus.
Orange ya glad I didn't say banana hahahhahahhahaha................. Is this thing on?????? :)
If we aren't meant to eat animals why are they made out of meat?
Did you know that vegan is an old
Indian word that means "bad hunter".
Actually I don't really care if people chose to be vegetarian.
I just like a good sense of humor.
Judging by the amount of thumbs down I got I guess vegetarians don't. People that take themselves too seriously make good targets as the butt of jokes.
where did your momma get the protein to nourish you in the womb...bet it wasn't from just a carrot
mURDERer!
well if they are a girl you can always ask them if they are lesbian since they don't like meat!
Well, I'm personally quite fond of "Why the hell do you go into the Vegetarian/Vegan section of Yahoo! Answers just to spout out overused jokes and outright insults at vegetarians? Do you really have nothing better to do?"
I use that one a lot around here. Wonder why that is?
Why does it matter? You eat what you like they eat what they like. My best friend doesn't eat Beef or Pork that doesn't mean I should dangle it in her face. It is a personal choice. What's the point of being ignorant about it? (Not you personally but people who are assholes about the whole vegetarian thing.)
Mine died of natural causes... You can use it with PETA on people who wear fir too... LOL
I'm kidding...
I am actually in the process of becoming a vegetarian so... I feel ya!
these people blow me away!
Too bad---it was a good question!
I don't eat anything with a face!!
"You can't have your pets and eat them too!" or "What did a cow ever do to you?", I also say "You are a hypocrite if you say you love animals but you eat them too"
O so I guess you like Animal Crackers, well I dont cuz there animals.......(silence) oooooooooo yea BURN IT!!!!!!
i just tell them " id say Bite Me if i wasnt against the eating of living creatures"
If Slaughter houses were like Greenhouses you'd ALL be Vegetarians!!
MEAT-EATER: What do you eat?
VEG*N: ... People.
hehe. :)
At least I am working toward my beliefs... what are YOU doing?
(for those who feel the need to grill me over and over to find some reason to try to call me a hypocrite)
If we weren't supposed to eat people, then why are they made out of MEAT? because, um, you *do* understand we are made out of the same meat... right?... You know this.... chop a chunk off your side and fry it up; you will find it quite delicious.
If someone sliced his fingertip off in your sandwich, would you just pick it out and eat the sandwich? (when asked why I don't just *take the animal flesh off the dinner*.
I am not getting into this conversation because you don't actually want to know; you just want to be rude.
But mostly, I just say, your dinner is none of my business, and mine is none of yours.
EEEEEEEWWWW! Have you any idea where that cow has been?
As for me, I don't eat anything that had a mom
oh yeah i'm a vegaterian ( with a steak on the side)
You're too smart to still be eating meat!
I once walked into a new restaurant where two wait people were standing near the door.
I asked, "I'm new here and a vegetarian, do you have anything on the menu for me?"
One of the two said to the other with a laugh, "Eww, is that contagious."
I simply replied, " I hope so." and left the building.