i wanted to know what burned slower carrots or celery so...?!

i placed 6 carrots over a open fire at 430 degrees. i then placed 6 pieces of celery over a open fire at 430 degrees.
this showed that carrots burned less. i was not satisfied.
so i placed 6 fires over an open carrot for 430 degrees. i then placed 6 fires over an open celery for 430 degrees.
the results didn't match my previous experiment.
6 carrots were then placed over an open celery for 430 fires.
6 pieces of celery where then placed over an open carrot for 430 fires.
the results caused my dog to die.
i placed 6 degrees over an 430 for celery.
i placed 6 degrees over an 430 for carrots.
i concluded the celery was worthless and hence threw it into a bin at 50 metric tonnes a second.
i then put 430 over a open carrot for fire degrees. the carrot decomposed at 400 parts per million for every kilometre per carrot.
once the decomposition was converted into a JPEG and sent back to the year 2500 at the rate of 16 burning carrots per fire of open celery. i finally concluded that 6 burning over an open JPEG at a rate of carrots caused the decomposition rate to exceed 500 kilowatts for every 430 degrees per celery.
this has determined carrots burn slower.